Within a display cabinet on the third floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground is housed a neon pink ensemble performed in by the entertainer. His performance in front of 100,024 fans was considered a triumph.
Perhaps you don't like his music. Perhaps you believe he is the finest offering to music known to man. Alternatively, you may hold a balanced view, acknowledging that some tracks are fantastic while others are terrible.
The point being is that entertainment can take many forms. Preferences differ. There is no one way to create art or even the longest format.
The Unrivalled Depth of Test Cricket
The five-day game boasts incomparable variety. It is hard to think of another sport where the contest is so dependent on the environment.
The weather, the session, the red ball – the list is endless. Crucially is the playing surface.
If the format is art, the wicket is the foundation on which the cricketers create their art.
A Test of Cubism: The MCG Match
The fourth Ashes Test between Australia and England was Test cricket cubism, the traditional sport dismantled and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
It must be stated this is not a justification of the pitch which yielded a victory and the another short match of the series.
Allowing excessive grass on the surface, leading to a cascade of wickets falling in less than six sessions, is not an even battle between offense and defense.
A Rich Tapestry: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be qualified as not a proper Test, is incorrect.
The long game is a rich tapestry, 2,615 parts and ongoing. On occasion, like in Melbourne, the ball behaves unpredictably for the pace bowlers. Other times, it turns square on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it spits like a cobra.
The thrillers are all the more thrilling because of the investment devoted in other matches.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Some factors are accepted more freely than others.
The argument in at the MCG was that the contest was skewed excessively towards the attack. That the skilled individuals were unable from showcasing their talents.
Test cricket is about adapting to challenges – assessing the wicket and adjusting accordingly. The best individual innings were made by acknowledged batters. One team was less disciplined than the other, and thus lost.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Attempt to convince the devotees who have endured 18 winless matches that this wasn't compelling.
In a corner of the stadium, thousands celebrated and chanted, fostering a carnival vibe in a stronghold of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the fielding side dominated, impetus when the top order scored quickly, and pure joy when the win was secured.
Contrasting Examples: The Variety of Test Matches
The Melbourne has a history with controversial surfaces. Eight years ago, a match there featured a wicket with the excitement of a a damp squib.
That fixture was a slog, with few wickets and slow play. The latest encounter and that slow Test are diametrically opposed points of the range – neither the standard, yet significance can be found in each.
At this stage into the ongoing battle, it is the quick finishes that will remain iconic in the history books.
"This isn't the death of the format at all," commented a former player. "The people who have been fortunate to see these short time have been treated to some genuine drama. An unusual spectacle."
Small Victories: A Glimmer of Hope
In the lead-in to this Test, the captain addressed the media like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his mind.
The team protected him, restoring the joy to his persona.
New faces stepped up with crucial roles. These are incremental gains, certainly not enough to ensure long-term success, but a starting point to develop from.
At the very least, this triumph takes its place among other notable performances in meaningless games.
As the fans departed into a stunning sunset, the team assembled on the outfield to start their own celebrations.
Enjoy the drink, men. You've earned this one.